Which is still faint praise for what I’ve been calling “the most important movie ever made.”

I do a lot of my cooking in those food grade silicone containers with lids. Can store leftovers right in them, and reheat most anything in the toaster oven in 5-10 minutes.

Ugh. I was on set the days that Ron Jeremy filmed his cameo for Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. You don’t actually work with Ron Jeremy; he just shows up and acts like a weirdo. I watched him use his hand to scrape a row of frosting off a sheet cake, then rub it onto a slice of bread to make a...frosting…

This trailer for Euphoria season 3 looks like a major shift in tone.

Rosie’s words and actions must be so embarrassing for her son, Chris O’Donnell.

And you’re even stronger than me. Last I played was World at War. On the Wii.

For the last several years the simulation we live in has been the experiment group for a scientific study on how much we’re willing to tolerate so long as the TV is really good.

I recall a Jalopnik deep dive on the potential anato-mechanics of the Cars in the Pixar franchise. I can’t tell if the hypothetical way Kirby is operating the vehicle is more or less grim.

Well, now it’s inevitable.

I’m having a hard time coming up with any animated franchise that hasn’t had its corpse revived recently. There was the first wave of reboot nostalgia, the second wave of, “Hey, people can draw from home, right?” in the middle of the pandemic, and now we’re in that third wave of every single remaining property asking…

A role like “stunt supervisor” on a project like this should also net you some sort of producer credit. You probably end up contributing to what happens and doesn’t happen on screen as much as the director.

To my knowledge, no one has even attempted skit nor satire about attempting to “modernize” the logo. You just don’t think of it. Not even in an attempt at sacrilege. It feels weird to even identify it as an “M,” even though that’s exactly what it is.

I would actually love a series where King Shark returns to the sea after being ridiculed for being dumb, only to find that as far as fish intelligence is concerned, he’s brilliant beyond the comprehension of his peers. He becomes a social pariah for even attempting to preach “don’t eat friends,” which is blasphemy to…

They’re just going to keep making more Mission Impossible movies in the meantime, aren’t they? By the time 7 actually comes out, they’re going to announce that he’s died in an accident on Mission Impossible 10.

That, and also art direction. A bright green cap would draw the eye, and the hot sauce bottle isn’t the focus of the scene. It would have been just as easy to create a modified green super-soaker nozzle, but that would be the brightest, most colorful thing in the entire shot. Yes, they get that particular on that…

It’s not even about how much it made in the past; it’s about how much an IP could make in the future. Ghost of Tsushima 2? I’ll pick that up on day 1. Days Gone 2? Hard pass.

I liked season 1 a lot, but everything I heard about the production was that it was developed for years as a movie that eventually expanded and got fleshed out into a series over the course of a decade of rejection. Granted, sometimes the world-building is the hardest part, and it’s easier to pick something back up…

I absolutely had a convoluted menu order when I worked at Mighty Taco in high school. It was a complete monstrosity of substitutions and ordering specific ingredients on the side that could be reassembled into something that didn’t make you feel like you ate a cheap fast food burrito for “lunch” at 10PM 6 nights a…

It at least makes me wonder if he thought he was really rapping in that cringey birthday party episode.

Exactly. And I’m way more likely to buy the next Ratchet when it comes out because it didn’t feel like a grindy chore.