Exactly. You make money off the ink cartridges, not the printer.

Ah, yes. Sleepy Hollow. The show where a man forgets he has eidetic memory.

Raiders of the Lost Ark took place in 1936 and came out in 1981. That means Indiana Jones 5 could reasonably be set in 1977, and Indy could walk past a marquee for Star Wars.

And dipping their toe into games could mean pretty much anything. And since people watch Netflix on everything from a phone to a laptop to a smart TV app to an app on a gaming system, I imagine we’re likely talking about something akin to Farmville that primarily relies on a social network-like framework.

Let us not forget: Here is the Entire Extended Family I Blame For My Unhappiness, Especially my Parents, and I Drink Too Much.

Exactly. The average video game consumer probably spends far more per year than the average movie consumer, and I think it’s fair to say more people watch movies than play video games (unless you count my mom playing candy crush or my grandma playing video poker). And even if you don’t watch that many movies, they are…

I feel like someone else could pick up the mantle of Taskmaster of their own free will down the road, since so little of it is explained. There could be something about the helmet/suit that allows for the mimicry of fighting styles that works without overt subjugation. You might have to “give in” to the tech a bit to…

I was hoping for more speculation in the article that this likely puts Yelena in the Hawkeye TV show. And if she succeeds in her mission and ends up apprehended by the end of that show, maybe we just met Lucky.

What about 8 pounds of mayo? Allow me to present peak Bush era nonsense:

I’m waiting for the reveal that before becoming pruned and working for the TVA, Mobius used to be Drillbit Taylor.

Well, I’m just learning all kinds of things on the internet today.

I meant, “Can it squirt?”

I mean, that tracks. Some of the other “don’t you feel old?” stuff works wonders, but the haptic feedback on my PS5 controller feels like 25 years of progress from plugging a big battery-draining rumble pack into the back of my wired three-pronged monstrosity of a controller that eventually needed to provide free…

Okay, but is that blowhole functional?

The answer is a kirby that ate a yoshi.

I was just thinking the same thing. I wouldn’t mind continuing to follow the original cast as they age and start colliding with the 90s, but if you want to maintain some of the childhood tone, they need to pass the torch to Erica fast.

To be fair, a slowed down version of Cotton Eye Joe was sort of already Swiss Army Man’s thing.

When the squids, tardigrades, and avocados merge together as the dimensional void transports them back to the beginning of time, we’ll get the Cthulu origin story no one asked for.

I knew this would be the first comment. Sped through the Spoilers to like.

Apparently it was a black iced coffee, because they managed to mess it up.