Let Dexter rot in the cabin, wait five more years, and follow a teenage Harrison, instead. Son of Dexter. Final season: Harrison attempts to hunt down his father, but does he want to reunite with him or kill him?

You know, why not have Will Ferrell host actual Celebrity Jeopardy?

Some of my favorite episodes of classic The Twilight Zone were sci-fi westerns. I’m there for it.

Yeah, I was ready to pounce all over it, but an old out-of-touch Fred thinking his daughter is wasting all her time etching cuneiforms for her friends has potential. “You don’t need a silly iron tool to open that tin of mammoth meat! In my day, you either hit it with a medium-sized rock, or used a young pteradon if…

“...we couldn’t split Joe Taslim in half.”

I haven’t seen either film, but the final lines of the novel always hit me hard for some reason: “I did not know what achievements, what mockery, even what tortures still awaited me. I knew nothing, and I persisted in the faith that the time of cruel miracles was not past.”

Mad Max was definitely one of my favorite sleeper hits of the last decade. I wish it got more love when it came out.

It’s only on Netflix until the end of March, but I found that Operation Odessa filled a bit of the Tiger King void. A guy named Tarzan gets introduced by Vanilla Ice to a man who sells cars and speedboats to the Colombian cartels. They start buying up military helicopters from Russia amidst the fall of the Soviet…

When my workplace got a new president, instead of deciding to tackle any of the long-festering systemic issues that employees have been bringing up for years, he decided what we actually needed was complimentary cereal in our break rooms.

I still haven’t seen it yet, but I’m hoping I’m not ripping off Tenet too flagrantly.

Hear me out, you could also reverse it so he’s aggressively shoving things into his mouth.

And he can’t even commit to only Superman being Jesusy. Everyone is Jesus. Bloody, violent, murdering Jesuses as far as the eye can see.

I had no idea this was returning for a second season. The first season feels like it was forever ago, and I guess I assumed it was cancelled. Tati is a treasure in it. I’ve tried to explain the deadpan, “are you looking to lose, gain, or maintain weight?” bit at work on multiple occasions (we make promotional and…

That he spearheaded the MCU with Iron Man, developed a system to better translate their “live action remakes” (for better or worse), and kicked off the original content at Disney+ with live action Star Wars? If most people did one of those things, they would clutch onto it to keep making bank for life. That he’s…

Definitely true for me. I turned to a weekly grocery delivery service that specializes in produce near the beginning of the pandemic. I finally upgraded from that cheap dull knife that’s been following me since my college apartment to a pretty decent knife because I sort of knew I considered chopping vegetables to be…

I’m a complete sucker for the subgenre I flippantly refer to as “Bad Dad Simulators” (The “bad” frequently refers to having to constantly choose between terrible decisions, not the actual quality of the dad). You basically had to exclude Lee Everett because he’s such a good answer. Playing as him is probably the most…

What if he cameoed AS Stan Lee?

Exactly. Even more grounded shows don’t necessarily have to go there. I’m getting tired of shows hunkering down for an entire season of “a very special episode.” 

I think Wanda is doing this, but I think something else is benefitting from it or providing additional means for her to accomplish it. So there will be a “big bad,” but their plan will only have worked because Wanda absolutely agreed to be 100% complicit and is therefore completely culpable and still the villain.

I mean, the same spatial concern applies to all time travel, too, which was brilliantly explored in Don Hertzfeldt’s short, World of Tomorrow, where budget time travelers often find themselves dying in space and their corpses reentering the atmosphere mistaken for shooting stars. It’s fun to drill down and examine as…