Nah, that’s baloney. Steph Curry is, even in the harshest not-stupid reckoning, one of two or three best players in the NBA. His shot has not faded. He’s just getting his ass kicked by the Thunder, is all.

He is still a fancy dog. Just a bad dog. A very bad dog, who doesn’t get to play with the ball.

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On the bright side, we’ll finally see what Spike Lee can do with the dystopian horror genre

We all know you use an actual notebook and one of those ink-deploying sticks, gramps. Don’t try and church it up.

I thought ‘retiring a hack sportswriter to Italy’ was the same as ‘sending Fido to a lovely farm upstate’. Disappointed to discover that I’m wrong.

The business world can be ruff sometimes.

At least Monty Hall would have given his girlfriend the choice of which door to be thrown through.

That’s the most absurd opinion I’ve ever heard. A 162 game hitting streak would be in the record books for all time. You would probably make the hall of fame just for that achievement.

Fun fact: If you spend money like a crazy person you’ll go broke. Even if you’re a successful recording artist.

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It sickens me at the thought of a promising, talented young man throwing away the opportunity to have a wonderful and successful career. That’s why I go to bed every night praying that the Browns don’t draft Carson Wentz.

With all the bull-crap reasons to take to the streets over the past few years, this is one that everyone SHOULD be involved with in some way or another. This issue isn’t a left vs right issue. China’s population has had no unity in standing up to their government when it comes to regulation of pollution, and look…

Ricepops Triscuits is unstoppable right now. So exciting to watch.

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Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

Watching this, you might get the impression that Cleveland is largely devoid of life and, especially in winter, nothing more than a dead bouquet of empty, mid-sized skyscrapers tied together with the rotting twine of twisted grey slab highways. And you would be precisely correct.

In The Revenant, BEAR RIDE YOU.

do you think we could get about 32 more gifs on the front page so the load time pushes infinity?