I’m with you here. Violent conflict isn’t the answer, but starving them out would be effective and hilarious.

If Cleveland is going to cut everyone who didn’t show up then next year’s roster is going to be Joe Thomas, Gary Barnidge and 51 people plucked from the stands.

Shut the fuck up Mikey

Are you a cop?

I can’t get over this still. It’s just so god damned depressing, pretty iconic imo

“Hi. I’m Sarah McLachlan. Will you be an angel for a helpless Browns fan? Everyday innocent Browns fans are abused and neglected, and they’re crying out for help. Please, call the number on your screen. For just $18 a month, you can help rescue these animals from their abusers.”

Live look at ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER:

It’s been clear over the past few seasons that the Lions work very hard to censor what people can say about them. Specifically, they’ve made it nearly impossible to say things like “the Lions look pretty impressive this year” or “I’ll give up the points and take the Lions.”

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.