Kite Man. Good grief.

I’m pretty sure ducks are more than happy to have their feet sitting against their chest.

Dude, he’s a duck.

So that means that Kite Man’s true nemesis is not Batman, but a tree?

Since I’m never going to become a comic book author, I will offer up this unused plot idea for a Batman arc: Batman is faced with the work of a serial killer, but cannot figure out the common theme between the victims. Ultimately, he discerns that all the victims have names that the killer believes presage their…

Man he’s such a clown, that Charlie Brown.

Seems pretty obvious to me - the arms are probably more of a bitch though.

I’ve always wondering from the original series and now this, where do Fenton’s legs go when he’s in the suit?

Maybe the less you tweet the more interests you have. I average 45 tweets a year and show 56 interests, some pretty specific (“Tech tradeshows”) to some pretty generic ones (Television or “Options??”). No Dads though!

I’m hoping this whole “Universal Monsters” malarkey is really just a cover for a live action movie revival of Drak Pack.

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

I found it weird that in a way, the more powerful you got, the easier the game made Ganon. “Oh, you beat the four Divine Beasts? Well, you don’t need to fight them for the final boss fight plus Calamity Ganon starts with half health.” It’s like studying for a final and the teacher letting the students that studied…

Merlin time travels to replace King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table with a football team called The Knights from New York. Your move Lussier.

No, no, the idea about the Sun might work if they combine it with the “at night” angle...

It doesn’t matter how many Liam Neesons you get, they’re always taken.

Well, this is my new favorite quote. So I just had to create something to do it justice.

Taika Waititi gets 10 Goldblums out of a possible 10 Goldblums.

I will never forgive the editor for Secret Wars for missing the opportunity for Miles to save existence by giving Molecule Man a hostess fruit pie.

I realize the question was more about why and how she stands out so much as a superheroine compared to the others, why she has preeminence... but I always wondered why she was the only Amazon allowed to leave Themyscira and kick ass for justice. Then again, 90% of her powers came from a panoply of unique magic items…

Therapist shifts uncomfortably, “So... you killed the entire orphanage. That might be enough for today.”