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You’re making a last of us joke, right? The character is Joel. Did your brain go to Ethan because of the Coen brothers? That’s kinda funny.  

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

When you think about it, it makes sense that it doesn’t work well on androids.

Pun.

Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak Pokemon stronger.

I'm doing my best to not get sidetracked with alts. 1 new artifact a day is working for me. You HAVE to do warrior next. Their class hall is hilariously epic.

Careful, though: in another thirty years or so she might get suckered into buying Old Glory Insurance.

Now playing

“Only a small child would have a particularly difficult time with this. You might as well ask for a STR check to extract your foot from your shoe”

The platform logo card gets changed out daily. I don’t know why.

I guess they win the “Greenest Olympics ever” title.

from the BBC liveblog page....

Finish their business in the region and leave it a flaming wreck where not two stones stand upon each other, 80% of the population has perished, and not a single gold piece can be found within six miles.

As much as Zika is dangerous for pregnant women, Lucioballs is a pretty devastating condition for men.

It would be perfect timing for a zombie themed halloween event.

Will the characters eventually be ravaged by disease like in the real Rio games?

She brought you into this world and she can take you out of it too!

Investors are confused!

My favorite renaming.