“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Please tell me they called it a “Hail Cory”.

That was basically the rule of my first DM, and I’ve been playing ever since. He wanted the players to get a sense of epic adventure—’cause we were all playing seasoned adventurers, so we should be able to do some crazy stuff—and he basically said, “If you can justify it with an appropriate dice roll, and you roll…

This is good. Volo’s Guide to Monsters gave a few playable monster races, so in one of my games I have been playing as a fancy-boy Bugbear ranger named Baloo. He has a pet pteranodon named Pterry.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

Thanks for the review. I’ll be grabbing this one Promptoly.

I noticed that The Cosby Show reruns are back on some cable channel. They should run episodes back to back with 7th Heaven ones for maximum offense. “Must Turn-0ff TV” or something. Ugh.

No, HERE’S how much sex everyone is having.

I support this. My son is the greatest joy of my life. Do not have children.

I would do anything for my son. He’s my entire world.

Really? Because we’re getting up there and if we’re going to adopt we need to do it soon.

Same. My two boys are wonderful. Don’t do it.

I found it weird that in a way, the more powerful you got, the easier the game made Ganon. “Oh, you beat the four Divine Beasts? Well, you don’t need to fight them for the final boss fight plus Calamity Ganon starts with half health.” It’s like studying for a final and the teacher letting the students that studied…

Therapist shifts uncomfortably, “So... you killed the entire orphanage. That might be enough for today.”

I mean, it’s not like the fight could ever finish, so

The first guy was just confused. Lady Gaga is an anagram for A Glad Gay, which is clearly the byproduct of Sharia Law

Dan will remember that.

It was then that Fujibayashi and his team realized they’d made something special a very big mistake.

They aren’t funded with taxpayer money (which is why postage costs cash), but has to deal with government bureaucracy and whatever rules Congress can make up. If there is a company that could do with a little less regulation, it’s the USPS, but with they way they are structured and treated, don’t expect it to be as…

If you’ve every played a CCG, you’d know, intuitively, that this HAS to happen, at some point, or the game will collapse under it’s own weight.