“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Please tell me they called it a “Hail Cory”.

That was basically the rule of my first DM, and I’ve been playing ever since. He wanted the players to get a sense of epic adventure—’cause we were all playing seasoned adventurers, so we should be able to do some crazy stuff—and he basically said, “If you can justify it with an appropriate dice roll, and you roll…

This is good. Volo’s Guide to Monsters gave a few playable monster races, so in one of my games I have been playing as a fancy-boy Bugbear ranger named Baloo. He has a pet pteranodon named Pterry.

“Because when I hear dystopian horror, I think theme park.”

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

Clearly premeditated: there was mallet aforethought.

Thanks for the review. I’ll be grabbing this one Promptoly.

There is!

It’s an interesting decision to cast Foghorn as a black man in this comic. I’d always pegged him as sort of an old south loving white farmer type. The kind of guy who was probably mildly racist, in that racist uncle sort of way. Anyway, I like this interpretation. Does Daffy Duck show up somewhere in this comic?

They used an Albuequerque joke! They used the joke! Yes!

Did they make Foghorn Leghorn a black guy??? Whoa, that’s some first-level trolling right there.

Is the guy with the mohawk beating the crap out of someone supposed to be Taz?

Four Thors and seven series ago...

Haha! The League of Alumni are coming for me! Must get my Bat-Checkbook at the ready!

Well, Batman’s always sort of been the source of his own problems, right? Same deal here.

I’m pretty sure hyperbole is the Internet’s favorite thing.

I noticed that The Cosby Show reruns are back on some cable channel. They should run episodes back to back with 7th Heaven ones for maximum offense. “Must Turn-0ff TV” or something. Ugh.

No, HERE’S how much sex everyone is having.

I would do anything for my son. He’s my entire world.