The article will be titled: “Why buy a new Keurig machine when you can buy this five year old Alfa Giulia instead?”

Or you know...a $140k top of the line brand new ZR1 that is better than this frankenmod in every single way.

Let me get this straight. This comes as a manual convertible, but this one is neither?

Boston fans believing that other teams are lined up to trade their top-5 NBA player for Al Fucking Horford and some chaff will never cease to amuse me.

What’s wrong with pushrods? Is it just that it’s a proven design that frees up a ton of engine bay or do you own a timing belt company or something?

We were shopping SUVs that could tow a boat. We went to CARMAX because they have every car ever made on one lot. We jumped in the Armada, it took about 3-4 seconds and knew this was NOT the truck for us. Didn’t even turn the key

People at this income bracket already have a house. Or two. Paid off. So yes. It is a party car.

On the flip side we don’t have to actually interact with the poors when we shop on Amazon, unlike having to look a WalMart employee in the eye while checking out knowing that they’re probably on food stamps just to survive.

It’s not that Melo is 33; it’s that he just finished year 15. He’s 7th in minutes among active players. Everyone above him not named LeBron is worthless. You have to go down to 15 (Chris Paul) before you get to a player who’s not worthless, and he only played 58 games this year.

THEN THIS PUNDIT MUST SPEAK LOUDER

Considering huge swathes of the Aston Martin back catalog have been designed by Italian design houses, including something called the DB5, you’re way too late in demanding some sort of automotive Brexit.

This is her by the way!

“E36 M3/4/5" is a common short-hand used by BMW geeks to refer to E36 M3 4 door models with a 5 speed manual transmission.

Damian Lillard needs to be getting 40. 17 on 7-18 in a must win at home in the playoffs is not doing much for his superstar status.

Be prepared to be bombarded by Cialis and Nugenixs ads.

Shhhh don’t tell the internet about inflation! they’re going to get mad that their suspision that they can’t afford a car because the manufacturers made it so much more expensive than the 90s version will be proven wrong!

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

germans. my buddy had a 5 series wagon with water intrusion issues.

On the other hand I saw an Giulia Quarifoglio on the freeway today and was like: Cotdamn that is a sexy car.

you can’t coach tall, but you can advise them not to invade russia in the winter