We’re talking about the Nurburgring; not an autocross course, lol.

Short, simple answer.

If it was a CT600 would that make you feel better? This is the reason German car names don’t make sense anymore. Just because the number is bigger doesn’t magically make the car any fast/better/more luxurious. CT6 is a perfectly acceptable alphanumeric car name.

There is a non-zero chance we will look back at this and decide it was the second coming of the butt-fumble.

It took me an embarrassingly long time to see what was wrong.

Who needs two cruising gears?

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

Everything about this shot is perfect. Chip Somodevilla deserves a fucking Pulitzer for this: photographic timing, capturing the pocket square in the background, everything. I love this so much.

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

And I’m sure that’s exactly what she was trying to say in between her Pall Mall-tainted spittle attacks.

It can happen, but if it happened it’s because someone wanted it to happen to take the money.

To be clear, you did imply that. And to be clearer, go fuck yourself

Elder abuse can take many forms, and strike at many economic levels...

don’t talk about my girlfriend like that.

My wife is a slut.

It’s not about treating boots like crap. It’s un-making civilians and turning them into discplined soldiers in a short period of time. What is true is that all the swearing and abuse does make recruits tune out which is why training has evolved away from some of the abusive practices of the past.

Didn’t they lose?

I’m waiting for it to trickle down to the army. “My sargeant in boot camp was verbally abusive!”

When people who don’t comprehend what abuse is speak out, we get crap like this. Yelling at someone, isn’t abuse. Being harsh in the work place in a stressful time, isn’t abuse. It’s not awesome, but it’s certainly not abuse.

I know there’s a lot wrong with this world and every day it looks more and more like we’re circling the drain, but March is the time of year when Americans everywhere can all rally around our hatred of Duke Basketball and hope that they don’t make it past the first round of the tournament. Fuck you, Coach K.