We’re talking about the Nurburgring; not an autocross course, lol.

Short, simple answer.

If it was a CT600 would that make you feel better? This is the reason German car names don’t make sense anymore. Just because the number is bigger doesn’t magically make the car any fast/better/more luxurious. CT6 is a perfectly acceptable alphanumeric car name.

There is a non-zero chance we will look back at this and decide it was the second coming of the butt-fumble.

It took me an embarrassingly long time to see what was wrong.

Who needs two cruising gears?

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

Everything about this shot is perfect. Chip Somodevilla deserves a fucking Pulitzer for this: photographic timing, capturing the pocket square in the background, everything. I love this so much.

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

And I’m sure that’s exactly what she was trying to say in between her Pall Mall-tainted spittle attacks.

don’t talk about my girlfriend like that.

My wife is a slut.

I know there’s a lot wrong with this world and every day it looks more and more like we’re circling the drain, but March is the time of year when Americans everywhere can all rally around our hatred of Duke Basketball and hope that they don’t make it past the first round of the tournament. Fuck you, Coach K.

I’m not even a Vikings fan, Drew, but if Brees ends up in Minnesota, I will also shit your pants.

I noticed you failed to mention how in the same test, the Honda powered Toro-Rosso did more than double the mileage of the McLaren while also posting a faster time on the same tires.

Because they’re forward looking designs.

The only thing that makes me think Cuban might not be lying is the part about stuffing his hand down the back of her pants and touching her groin region. I’ve only ever stuck my hand down the back of a woman’s pants consensually but I can barely reach the bottom curve of her butt, if that. Maybe she wasn’t wearing…

The 3,0 supercharged engine has proven itself to be bulletproof.

And I will not reply to this so people see it.

There are...alternative ways to play on private servers running older versions of the game. They’re free, likely to run well on your sub-optimal computer, and less weighed down by post-Cataclysm bloat. I will not share their names because I don’t want to encourage...unauthorized activity.