I hate being poor.

This is good kinja.

“Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We’d just like to ask you to please make this happen.”

We always knew Rob would end up spending his time getting in wasted fights at some Margaritaville. That gut. That mullet. He never had a chance. He’s Jimmy Buffett’s spirit animal.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

This makes me irrationally angry.

I apologize, reading is hard. You had said 2.5 years.

You ate 6 doubles, 2 large fries, and 2 large cokes every day for 6 years? How are you feeling? I want to study you.

For 46.9 more ft/lbs of torque? Sure! And a lighter overall drivetrain? Double Sure!

Ill take an Evora with a S60/V60 Polestar engine please.

DEMON ALL THE THINGS!!

The spoiler isn’t the only thing that is raising.
 

Practice.

His giant balls are made of titanium. To save weight.

Looking through your comments you are either a troll or a just a toxic fucking person. Good luck with that. Now I get why she left you.

I didn’t say I agreed with everything he said. Keep those quality comments coming. You da real MVP.

I’m not sure Don is totally wrong. Sportscenter today is closer to TMZ than the Sportcenter we knew and loved from Stuart Scott’s heyday.

Right? Guy is not even making six figures and he already has the McMillionaire talk down. Most of his problems revolve around sounding kinda douchey. My guess would be he thinks that he is successful and so he deserves a 10. When in reality he is a hard 5. Stay in your weight class homie.

Not really flawed.. just stupid.

Somewhere, somehow, Derrick Rose just tore his 3rd ACL.