He might be exempt from the penis flattened, because it'll take too long to find it.

Reddit’s commenter rules are that you can’t wish for or celebrate someone’s death. So Redditors took on the challenge and delivered some beauties today. My favorite - “May he, and all of us, suffer less than we deserve.” 

Wait, Rush has used himself as proof that smoking causing cancer was a librul plo...ohhhhh. 

I don’t want to say that anyone deserves aggressive lung cancer, but if it had to be anybody then I’m glad it’s Rush Limbaugh. I can’t wait for him to enter the bad place and experience butthole spiders and chainsaw bears.

Sooo... Amber Heard and Johnny Depp. We gonna talk about that?

And right on cue, that shining example of a “moderate” Republican, Lisa Murkowski, says she won’t vote for witnesses at the trial ...

I'd rather follow his neighbor's lead and give him the type of shit kicking he so richly deserves.

Hasn’t he just replaced drugs with religion though? Anger with condescension, resentment with smugness, disrespect for women with putting them on a pedestal. There photos of him and his wife the other day where he looked like he was smothering her with pda and she was trying to get him to dial it back. Change is not…

“Hey bro, I was wondering if I could like borrow your car tonight...”

I’m pretty sure Pornhub only has videos of stepfamilies banging each other so that question is easy to answer.

Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Was Emotionally Abusive

“Nah, bro. The Pringles commercial is just operating on a genius level that is above your head. You just don’t get it.” - Average Rick & Morty Fan.

We’re far past the point where characters being self aware that they’re in a commercial is funny or clever.

Gizmodo’s Tom McKay, who says, “I would say, pastel, carnation, or coral. If anyone disagrees with me they are wrong because I am a tetrachromat.”

So that we can all know that she’s ALSO a bad mother (and her husband a bad father) in addition to being a bad person! No one’s child should be awake AFTER the afterparty for an evening awards show.

Why are you still posting about Cardi B? she is horrible.

As someone who is immunocompromised, may I just say: I hope she gets an infected ingrown taint hair that doesn’t heal right for at least a month. 

Now you win awards for whispering, it needs separate category