Alternate hot take, Twitch is a cesspool and has been losing plenty of product/their own influencers all on their own.

Meh, blood isn’t that gross. Milk is gross, but people chug that in ads all the time.

“It sounds like what they need is a good butler to run their household, who can then”... raise the children to be emotionally stunted crime fighters after the parents are brutally murdered. 

I think every heterosexual woman has been in at least one relationship with the guy who had to be the smart/talented/funny one in the relationship, and she was demoted to “biggest fan”.  *raises hand*

“He was so clever and treated conversation like a friendly competition that he had to win,”

Man are mistake. 

Fuck this shit. I’m done with the internets for the day. 

The garden is nice and all, but it’s just not the same unless there’s a kid I can torment by stealing his glasses, chasing him into a phone booth, and making him buy back his own toy from a mean shopkeeper.

Pretty much par for the course here these days, I think. However, a senior someone at work tore me a new one over a typo today, and when I read your comment the residual anxiety made my brain think it was my fault.

Obsession? Also, by your own reasoning, you are a woman, no?

If Murkowski is one of your least favorite senators, you’re doing it wrong. I mean, she shouldn’t be one of your favorites, obviously, but least favorite? 

Sorry you’re not capable of caring about more than one thing at a time. :(

ok

Bieber. You know that little fuck doesn’t wipe down the equipment. 

Bungie claimed this is a “marathon” huh. Have people considered the answer is time-gated? (haha get it.) 

Jailing librarians. Let that one sink in.

Correct answer: When the responding officer arrived at the scene, he took one look at Suzy and decided that based on her appearance she must have been asking for it. Based on this assumption, he never offered to collect a rape kit. He gathered no physical evidence, made one attempt to get a copy of the video from the…