Okay, okay, that got a rare smile out of me

KITTENS!!!

Why are we even giving this pie-faced, dead-eyed, has-been a platform. Did I miss something? Is it 2003?

If I ever cross Michael, please someone just kill me straight out. I could not handle the 3rd degree burns caused by his writing, for real.

Yeah I mean, just in general. And my grasp on all things religion is, admittedly, shaky at times but I thought it was God’s church?

“There will be no funeral, no repast, everyone get the hell out of my church” MY. CHURCH. This strike anyone else as hugely fucked up? 

“the suspected shooter has been detained and is being interviewed by detectives.” going out on a limb here and guessing it’ll be a white man but who knows, I could be wrong.

Completely unfuckable. I have to assume he knows that too.

Yeah, we really need more rich, old, white dudes telling us what level of racism is okay   /s
smdh

You’re not wrong and that’s what’s so scary. How long before they revoke “gay marriage privileges” too

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I find myself thinking so often lately “Just go away” whether it be Bill Clinton, the turds defending rapists/sexual assaulters, etc. 

Kanye West *HOPED* Kim Kardashian Would Divorce Him Because of His ‘Slavery was a Choice” Comments

I just picture them asking a Magic 8 ball some questions when they say “I spoke to my black friend...”

Sorry... hold up... FORTY?! SHE’S FORTY HUMAN YEARS OLD? I DON’T BELIEVE IT SORRY. Damn sis, well done.

Girl, me too

*fewer, and no, we need both of more

“Even though Cage did nothing wrong, the cop escorted her out of the store and told her she was banned from returning.”

Man you all are so lucky tbh. I wish US would pick up on GDPR but they love businesses too much

Honestly, I just want them to be comfortable so I’m 100% down with Anne’s look