Same. And, like, PURIST PC too. Found out a friend from work who mentioned wanting to game with me (Overwatch) would use a console controller to play with me and I was like “uhhhhhhhhh no thanks, that’s okay, I’ll pass”

That’s true. Although I can verify that my first marriage was NOT civil *taps mic* I’ll be here all weeks folks

Piss. Not even pee, piss. He smells like piss.

Came here to say this. Look at all the good religious people (any denomination really) who get married, divorced, cheat, etc. etc. etc. Sorry bud, that’s no longer a valid point. A marriage is a contract between two people, that’s why it can be done literally anywhere, including a courthouse, with ZERO religion…

Good, but Muggersmash would be better imo

Funny, I always wanted to play an extremely mediocre, overrated, POS white male actor but here we are.

Yeah this is simple as fuck. “I spoke my truth and then I got called out on it. NOW I’m sorry because I don’t want negative things to happen to me because I’m a shitty human being.” Your words after the fact don’t mean shit, apologizing doesn’t do anything. You aren’t actually sorry you spoke your true feelings,…

EWWWWWWW

Vaginal rejuvenation ayyyyyyy

Thank you! Going to check out my local tea shop today and see what I can find! I’ll try just about anything at this point. The three meds I’m on just aren’t cutting it anymore.

Please explain to a fellow allergy sufferer what allergy tea is?

I’m so hyped for this!!!

Yep exactly. My first thought after reading the headline was “Of course Colbert does, because Fallon is fucking trash.

You understand that’s your opinion right? Because you’re saying it like it’s a fact.

Oh yeah? Well 237 years ago WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE we never would have called someone aloof

I had figured it was so the pictures (because SO MANY were being taken) looked more normal and you could see more than just his neck/head but idk

I’d say extremely Trumpian

“This weekend is going to be hard on our social media team, who don’t even know that it’s coming.” wow what a twat thing to say “This is really going to be difficult on my employees who I refer to as family hahahahahahahahaHA OH WELL CHECK BACK LATER”

This comment deserves literally every single star