“I HAVE TO HAVE A LOUD IMPORTANT PHONE CONVERSATION IN THE COMMON AREA SO NO ONE FORGETS HOW IMPORTANT I AM I’M THE MOST IMPORTANT LAWYER MAN AROUND” my experience from working at a number of firms.

Exactly, my thought was “Ohio huh? This place going to face hundreds or thousands of charges of murder? No?”

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that haha listen up little boys, this 30-something lady plays on a PC like a REAL PLAYER #pcmasterrace sorry

YASSSSSS MINA

https://www.bustle.com/p/a-gop-candidate-called-parkland-survivor-emma-gonzalez-a-skinhead-lesbian-now-hes-apologizing-8491593 We need the Kinja take on this piece of shit GOD candidate.

Wait are you ME? lol going through the same shit. Trying to be nice to “new guy” but every time he starts going off on a useless tangent I internally roll my eyes so hard I might die

Does not have the high-and-tight “Nazi haircut”

Same. I read the headline, thought “Soulja Boy? Him?! How the...” then read and realized that’s the joke

NO puns. That’s where I draw the line. Just kidding, take a star :)

Okay but video games are available literally around the entire world and yet the violence problem they’re trying to solve is literally just in the U.S.

That show will always have a very special place in mah heart

Not that anyone cares but I don’t want to spend ANY of my days with Alec Baldwin.

Am I the only one who thought that was a Hadid girl in the top pic and not Jennifer Lawrence?

Pizza!

Jeez IVANKA share some teeth with the rest of us will ya?

This is a good story :) I like your dad

She is ADORABLE

Issa pepperoni no?

“We live in a very toxic environment politically, particularly around issues of the environment.” Intentional saying toxic and environment (the latter twice) in the same sentence? Or Freudian slip?

Wow, heroic