When you delude yourself into believing that pro sports games are patriotic events you make yourself vulnerable to becoming all types of stupid.

And if any team has experience with that kind of thing...

I saw that season of Friday Night Lights too.

Nice use of turgid. Starred

I think the erection they get holding a fully automatic assault rifle is around 30% more turgid than the one associated with its semi-automatic counterpart.

Let us just get this out of the way, the sexuality of Mike Pence is not important. Who cares what his sexuality is? What is important is that he has a valid policy stance to hurt and endanger the lives of LGBTQ people regardless of how he feels satisfied behind closed doors. Mike Pence articles always turn into these…

Which one’s which?

quantum uncertainty of true knowledge

Courtney J. Thornton, issued the statement using her name, which is why Deadspin is identifying her.

That’s what I don’t understand about this stuff. Not only are these acts repugnant, wrong and immoral.... They’ve got to be wildly ineffective too.

“How do I get this woman I work with to have sex with me? I know, I’ll send her a video of me jacking it. That’ll do the trick.”

I guess I’m EXTREMELY not sure how you see that as leading with the shoulder. His shoulders are squared behind his head, and the crown of his helmet impacts Adams’s face mask. That’s about as head-hunting as head-hunting gets.

“2 guys died, seems like a good opportunity to brag about the records we set.”

Or it could be that punishing children for the sins of their parents is morally reprehensible and unjustifiable.

Not enough. I want 80 years of BFIB haunted by the ghost of a second-rate house pet. May my grandchildren heckle the team with balls of yarn.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Sam Hinkie has got nothing on Beane.

You know why I like this apology? There’s no “if” in there.

that chick looks like my avatar.

I would have also accepted tossing it over home plate so the asshole ump would have had to wrestle it back over towards the dug out,