I just pray they hang his bronzed plaque low enough for everyone to be able to touch his head for as long as the Hall exists.

Really, this must have been LeBron’s dream outcome from the very beginning of his return to Cleveland:

Michael Fulmer isn’t a free agent until 2023. There is no chance he is moved unless a team offers some absurd deal.

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

Man, could you imagine how many games he’d miss in a 162 game season?

Why did a trash can magically appear next to that white guy?

I wonder if Lebron has a breaking point where he despises the owner/organization more than he loves his hometown. Let’s be honest - he can form a better Big 3 elsewhere. And he’s already done his duty for Cleveland and Akron. Where to take his talents? Milwaukee or Sacramento would crack me up. But teaming with…

But he was the 27th pick in the first round.

I thought the NBA capped rookie salaries. How can they pay him more?

The 27th and 28th pick aren’t getting packaged for a top 10 pick unless that package also includes the 11th pick. Then you might be able to get the 10th.

To the dude eyebanging the uneaten eggroll, how fucking bankrupt is the communication between you and your fiance that you can’t even ask about eating one of her appetizers? If you can’t communicate over food your marriage is fucking doomed.

If your only chance of scoring is hitting the catcher so hard he drops the ball it probably isn’t a clean baseball play

I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. Usually it happens in early May.

Honestly, I think it means there are one or two asshole holdouts who are making up nonsense scenarios in which consent could be obtained from a woman who was drugged (“well, before he drugged her she likely would have had sex with him because she was in his room!”). IME on a jury there is always some asshole who…

Why are you billing it as an average joe beating a pro when it was just another pro, just one you didn’t pay to be there?

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

Yup. The 1994 World Series did not occur because of a work stoppage.

Wait there is no way it’s been 25 years since a work stoppage in the MLB. The last work stoppage was the 95ish strike. That would be 21.

Nah. Throw his ass in jail. He’s not mentally ill, he’s just a young, dumb, entitled asshole who won’t deal with his drinking issues. He had his shot to deal with it, instead he abused a woman. Now it’s time he is told what to do for a while.

You heard about my sex tape?