Wow. She is amazing!

Only on Jezebel would it be possible for actual vagina-havers to get all in a tizzy about a joke that's been going on for YEARS. Have non of you seen the mangina skits that are rampant on SNL, Jimmy Kimmel, etc? It typically has someone playing basketball, with a sweaty ass-crack, which they referred to as a…

If you shoplift, you're asking (inviting) whatever repercussions come your way. Especially if you try to rear-end the person trying to apprehend you. And EVEN MORE SO if you were previously found to be shoplifting and were told not to go there as part of your probation (which, in this case, is what happened). The…

Do you sell quality tinfoil hats, too? I'd like a quote.

Someone asked how they determine the chemical composition of stars and such, I replied, but in case anyone else is wondering I figured I'd post my wall of text up here so you don't have to dig through the horrible commenting system.

Yes, they do...sort of. Thermal energy excites atoms. So if something is heated up, it's at a higher energy level. When that same atom cools down, it gives off light and reduces to a lower energy level (these are you basic chemistry energy levels we're talking about here, stuff most people slept through in high…

Hold on to your pants, because this is amazing stuff. Really! It's called Spectroscopy. Here's an explanation of how we do it (I have one, and use it often). Sorry for the length!

I think, perhaps, that some of the action scenes (either the volcanic dealy or the scarf-wearing dealy) results in someone's death towards the beginning of the movie. After that, we get the ceremonial scene, possibly paying tribute to someone(s) who didn't make it back. And the rest is that person coming back to…

Ugh, only one Jezzy would someone bitch about this as an inequal-rights issue. GO TO CHINA, HOST A CLIT-RUBBING SESSION, GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE. Thanks.

Annalee, how's that seat upon the Queen of Idiots chair? Good? Great! While there IS history to the Maya civilization, your comment of "And two, the people who revel in debunking these predictions based on the logic that all doomsday prophesies are unscientific." is just ignorant as hell. ALL DOOMSDAY PROPHESIES…

Well, we can keep going on until it happens! Huzzah!

I am a man ;-) I love playing with gadgets and vaginas, and while I'm not ashamed to bring gadgets into bed to use on my wife, I don't know if I'd want to keep waving my arms up and down while there are...better...and far tastier...things to do with her ;-)

Actually, you didn't spend a billion dollars of YOUR tax money. WE spent a billion dollars of OUR tax money. You haven't even made a billion dollars in revenue, let alone that amount in taxes paid to the government (and if you had, why the hell are you hanging out on Gizmodo?). It's primary job is NOT to detect…

If you read Japanese, I'm sure it would make sense. It does, to me. Of course, we have no idea what the questions were, but I can make a guess based on her answers (the correct ones, of course).

This was...please don't post one of these stories again. Perhaps Jezebel would like it more, even though it talks about games in it...but it was just fucking retarded. Who the fuck is dumb enough to go Full Retard with someone after playing games? Everyone knows you don't go Full Retard...

The best impromptu sex toy a man can make:

In all honesty, though, The Philippines have contributed LESS to the world than Mexico has. So the half-Chinese girl has a point. I laugh every time I see "AZN Pride!" and whatnot.

When I was in the U.S. military, i had to shave all the time. It always annoyed me, as I get that 12-o-clock shadow pretty fast (within 24 hours). So I had a happy medium of just doing the thing that was essentially a mustache-chin-beard-hybrid (a 'goatee'?). During November, though, I decided to be lazy and not…

NEVAR!

While I agree that much was changed in LotR, and is being changed in The Hobbit, how many youngsters can you say are reading these fine books these days? I'd wager that not as many as in my youth (I'm 31). "Recreation" today is just another excuse to inundate ourselves with visual entertainment...the number of…