Well, we can keep going on until it happens! Huzzah!

I am a man ;-) I love playing with gadgets and vaginas, and while I'm not ashamed to bring gadgets into bed to use on my wife, I don't know if I'd want to keep waving my arms up and down while there are...better...and far tastier...things to do with her ;-)

Actually, you didn't spend a billion dollars of YOUR tax money. WE spent a billion dollars of OUR tax money. You haven't even made a billion dollars in revenue, let alone that amount in taxes paid to the government (and if you had, why the hell are you hanging out on Gizmodo?). It's primary job is NOT to detect…

If you read Japanese, I'm sure it would make sense. It does, to me. Of course, we have no idea what the questions were, but I can make a guess based on her answers (the correct ones, of course).

This was...please don't post one of these stories again. Perhaps Jezebel would like it more, even though it talks about games in it...but it was just fucking retarded. Who the fuck is dumb enough to go Full Retard with someone after playing games? Everyone knows you don't go Full Retard...

The best impromptu sex toy a man can make:

In all honesty, though, The Philippines have contributed LESS to the world than Mexico has. So the half-Chinese girl has a point. I laugh every time I see "AZN Pride!" and whatnot.

When I was in the U.S. military, i had to shave all the time. It always annoyed me, as I get that 12-o-clock shadow pretty fast (within 24 hours). So I had a happy medium of just doing the thing that was essentially a mustache-chin-beard-hybrid (a 'goatee'?). During November, though, I decided to be lazy and not…

NEVAR!

While I agree that much was changed in LotR, and is being changed in The Hobbit, how many youngsters can you say are reading these fine books these days? I'd wager that not as many as in my youth (I'm 31). "Recreation" today is just another excuse to inundate ourselves with visual entertainment...the number of…

Fuck that noise about BSG, Ms. Anders! I'm actually about to finish re-re-re-re-re-watching it, and have actually become fairly content about the ending now, after reading someone's "theory" that tied everything together (which was denied by the director, but really does make sense). If it had ended with them…

I think that the religious folk are the more smug of the two groups. For instance, as someone below brought up, Facebook. I can't count the number of "Vote for Jesus as president" or "Like if Jesus is the King of Kings" posts that I see per day on two hands (of which I have ten fingers like most homo sapiens). I…

Wrong. Most atheists place themselves firmly in the arms of science and skepticism, postulating that if you're going to badger them about your fairy tales being true, and being as rude as to comment that they're going to spend the entirety of their (unprovable) after life being tortured and maimed in a fiery hell,…

Lindy, after googling you, I have come to the conclusion that you are not, in fact, "pretty fat". You're pretty AND a-little-fat-and-not-disgustingly-obese. I think you're attractive and would hope you'd "call me maybe" if we ever met over drinks. Be strong!

I am unstoppable!

I'm curious, how would this be used? Obviously, the vibrator goes where the vibrator needs to go. But in lieu of a remote, you what...just put this sonar device next to you on the bed/couch/car/floor/bathtub and lift your arm up and down for varying vibration levels? I can see a woman's arm getting very tired doing…

Indeed! Here's 15 days later ;-)

Oh, that's cool! I didn't know that ;-) But still, VERY cool, haha!

Suicide case waiting to happen. Sad, but true. And putting this shit on television isn't helping her (or the other girls, all of whom need help) at all. It's just that $$ ;-(

Heroes of the Lance. Shittiest game in existence. And this is coming from someone who was, and still is, a die-hard fan.