I masturbate. Seriously. Works every time!

I have ultra-healthy spooge, from the evidence of the rugrats and ankle-biters that I've already spawned. I need to find nuts that she can suck on to make her take it in the face more, or at least the belly button. Y'know?

So, unfortunately, I wasn't able to get to your post fast enough during the day. It sucks, because I finally decided to sit down and read Towers of Midnight, even though A Memory of Light isn't due out until next year. And I *JUST* finished the chapter where Matt and Thom are talking about how Bridgette told Olver…

With the "not so incomprehensible is it?" remark - don't be a dick, i was trying to help (then again, I may have interpreted that wrong...if so, sorry!).

Haha, very true on the cravings! Where do you live in Japan that requires a special card to buy cigs? I remember when packs were 200 yen each (Amazing!), but it slowly crept up to 300, 350, and I think it was around 400 yen or so for some Mild Sevens the last time I picked some up at Family Mart/Lawson's.

No, it's not. Here's why:

Now all we need is a sex tape. I've had it out for her since I was a kid ;-)

Wrong! THIS is the best perfect song for a crashed computer:

Thank you! I hate all of this hipster-ass "let's stand while we're at a desk" hooby-jooby. It's like we're being force-fed the notion that sitting down is bad (it's not, but those of us working an 8-5 or longer in a desk do need to stand up more often). One of the primary reasons that sitting is bad is because our…

Fake 8%

Holy fuck, that's crazy.

Did you smoke while living in Japan? I went from Reds in the U.S. to Larks 5s (Lark 3s if they didn't have them). Occasionally I'd go with a pack of Sakura (lol, chick cigs but cheap), because my friend's family lived in Miyazaki where they are sold. When my daughter was born, I quite smoking those as it didn't…

Any thoughts on the whole "let's share our list of licensed arms carriers with the U.N.", etc that's going around right now, Annalee?

I wouldn't try it, but if you really had to...install DB on your server, and then create a virtual directory in IIS that points to the DB folder which has your asp.net files. Be sure to do an "iisreset /noforce" afterwards. Why you would want this is beyond my comprehension, though. Keep in mind that I haven't done…

"End game" was umm...at the end of Normal Mode when Diablo screamed like a gender-challenged hooligan (c'mon, his voice WAS a mix of male/female...sort of like Freeza in the U.S. version of Dragon Ball Z). "Beating the game again to get better items" was everything after that.

Yes, my child?

Thank you for replying! Let's hope it does!

Thanks ;-) that book is awesome, I've already got it. One thing we made together was this:…

Hey, by that time I'm sure we'll have colonized it to the point that there is a return trip, or at least a space station orbiting the planet. She's only 6 ;-)