I'm fairly certain that the "Breaking" wasn't irony, else why even go to this much trouble to call the PD in that town to help him find it? So why don't you go crawl back into your cave.

You didn't debunk a damned thing. You're posting opinions, not facts, and you give no sources for anything other than the images that you used in the article. Seriously, go watch "Science of the Impossible" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sci_Fi_Science:_Physics_of_the_Impossible, or just read the book, whichever…

What do you foresee the political fallback being in case Curiosity doesn't land as intended? I'll be amongst the many waiting that agonizing 7 minutes until you good folk at NASA give it the all-clear, but IF it should fail (not deploy properly, or what have you) to the point that it is out of commission, do you see…

While it sucks to lose a phone (any kind, really), why in the hell is this such a big deal? "BREAKING"? Seriously? This is the most exciting thing that you could report on, Mr. Wagner? Or are you just trying to get in on some of that "Deadspin hit-and-run solved" kool-aid?

And those allegations will *ALWAYS* be brought up.

But this is also coming from a U.S. Marine (or another service...either way), so your opinion of it being a "cluster fuck" of a country just means that "it isn't Uhmerica". ALL LESSER BEINGS ARE BENEATH YOU!

Chrono-Trigger had the best soundtrack of all time. Frog's theme, Magus' theme, and Janus' theme were the emotion-wrenchers of the day, man. I remember SoM being very awesome too, although all of these classics had wonderful musical scores and plots. No Xenogears? For shame!

I still have a few copies of the SNES version of the game, as well as the PS remake of it if you're up for buying it and you have the console to play it. Otherwise, you can also get it on the Playstation Network for like $7 I think. Cheaper if you have PS+ subscription.

Let me ask this question here, as you're all probably more "in the know" than I am about it.

This Chic-Fil-Gay is much better, courtesy of Hilah.

Avoid using coal and oil like the plague that it is.

Have you served in the military? I ask this because you said "I have many". As a prior serviceman, you should know that all of those "horribly drawn" (I agree, in most cases) badges were drawn by members of those squadrons/platoons/etc. Sort of how in school they always have "design the new school banner" type…

This looks like a clone of GMail after it's last face-lift, only with minor adjustments made after the fact. Look at the top right of the screen...hell, they even took the damned cog wheel. Click on your name...oh, settings! Gee, I wonder where they got the idea for this from? I still signed up to snatch my…

My wife and I, along with our two young children and two dogs, just moved into a new rental home two weeks ago. The "bug inspector" came to the house to check the place out, to see what we would need to have sprayed for. As it turns out, there ARE FUCKING BLACK WIDOWS LIVING IN MY NEW HOME!

Yea, if a Japanese person wanted to speak English to their bride when the proposed. What kind of asshat does that, though? Even a basic "Kekkon shite kuremasu ka?" ("Will you marry me", the formal form) would work, unless the groom-to-be wanted to give one of the "you complete me" speeches. Greg the Mad is just an…

"They usually don't have much going on, so he/she might welcome the project." LOL, what company do you work for? Actually, don't. It was rhetorical. I've been a network and system admin for quite a while, and I found this statement to be misleading. Network admins at YOUR company may not have much going on, but…

Hot twins, absolutely. But these girls are "fairly cute twins". I'd still hit it, and ask my wife to join in for a foursome. Two pretty blonde harpists with a Japanese shamisen expert? Fuck yes!

EYE RAPE!

I use Run Double. It's based on the "Couch to 5K" program at http://www.coolrunning.com/engine/2/2_3/181.shtml, but also has other options for the 10k and marathon training, etc. It is free to use for 2 weeks, and then you have to pay $1.69 (as they say, "less than a bottle of Gatorade") to use it for life after…

Unobtainium. Get it right!