Talk about a “What have you done for me lately?” mentality?

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

I wonder if they ever got Olympic fencer Daryl Homer to rank things?

Opening Days one of my favorite event’s of the year.

There must be some sort of mistake. No pilot ever tests positive on NBC.

Basketball should be in the Winter Games. This time of year is the doldrums for the NBA; just cancel the All-Star Game and cut the regular season by 6-8 games in Olympic years. Maybe change some rules to make it more like the NBA, and boom! Sportsgasm.

I think we are being a little too hard on Mark Cuban.

When two of these teams play, they should switch sides of the court so the teams are shooting at the wrong basket. Then they could play a normal basketball game, except the winner would actually be the loser.

Maybe they thought they were getting Papa Giannis. The Father to Antetokounmpo’s style. 

This isn’t even relevant. That is a different country who is our enemy at the moment. This sounds like it was written in North Korea by the dictator himself. There is no connection whatsoever. If you’re going to criticize the White House, go ahead because you won’t lack material, but please don’t write junk like this…

+41 minutes in a blowout

What did Cleveland get for Wade? An autographed picture of Pat Riley?

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

It just kills you, doesn’t it?

Thanks! 

Oh. Never mind.

Markelle Fultz needs to call her shooting coach.

What are these “net points” you speak of?

or Tobias Harris becomes a star

Some coked up asshole.