I really don’t care what LeBron does, but may I tell you about the bad beat that happened to me in fantasy football?

He should consider himself lucky.

His dad really started to slack on coaching a while back.

Tiger fucked a lot of chicks and got thrown out of his house, that’s what happened to that.

Goddamn fan. If anything, we know that it was getting in the holes all these years that ruined Tiger’s game in the first place.

Brian Windhorst? Moving? Unlikely.

Bryan Colangelo has flown to Lawrence in hopes of finding the man before the police do.

“Sources in LA say Doc Rivers was contemplating bringing the former Bucks coach to the Clippers as an assistant, but ultimately demurred at the idea. When asked for comment, Rivers explained: ‘the Kidd is not my son.’”

Don’t worry. Now that MSU’s aware of this, they’ll form a sub-committee to investigate it, refer their findings to the standing committee, who will then remove any names of friends and family for whom they got cushy jobs, and will then refer it to the office the the President, Lou Anna Simon, who then will refuse to…

You’re right and I would give MSU four business days to get it fixed.

If the Miller family gets another bill after, say, this Friday, then bulldoze the MSU Sports Clinic.

I don’t buy it. It’s in the best interests of the league to have the largest media markets possible in the Super Bowl and London is way bigger than Boston.

Kobe Bryant also was a lot better in high school than Austin Rivers is now.

Pile on the quarterback? I think he avoided that on the fumble.

Isn’t that the “internet searching engine” they’d use on Law & Order in 1997 where they’d type something into Microsoft Paint in 80-point font, hit a clacky key on the keyboard, wait for the beep, and then a picture of the Actual Murderer would come up on the monitor?

Well everyone knew that the Steelers best chance for success was to avoid playing the Patriots and they executed that plan perfectly.

In fairness, all of college football has a history of hating Lane Kiffin.

Steve Smith: released by the front office

[Furiously takes notes]

Good form.

If you’re a bball fan of a certain age your best memory of Gatling is getting banged on by Shawn Kemp in the playoffs, and giving the Rain Man ‘dap’ in appreciation.