He lists all of the major events coming to Los Angeles over the next 10 years, including Super Bowl LVI, the MLB All-Star game, the 2026 World Cup, and the 2028 Summer Olympics.

Trump: DO YOU KNOW MY FRIEND KIM?

My god, if these incompetent assholes end up with Zion.

Drummond would be even better if he approached the game offensively like DeAndre Jordan does. When he goes one-on-one the outcome should either be he gets to the rim or he passes out of it instead of opting for those awful hook and one-handed push shots that he’s terrible at. He did this earlier in his career and…

I assume Alex is under the care of real doctors, so not like Steve Jobs at all.

“What the fuck did he say about toxic lakers?!?!?!?”

Hey, that question kept the Lions from drafting John Kruk, so it has worked before.

I was still blown away that some unnamed AFC team was asking prospects, “If required, are you willing to claim that you were, in fact, misidentified as a 77 year old white male, who was spotted frequently at a specific massage parlor?”

Oakman’s attorneys noted the lack of compelling physical evidence in the case, as well as what the Waco Tribune-Herald called “conflicting testimony from officers and a nurse about the level of the woman’s impairment.”

Later in the game, after a missed layup by Tim Hardaway Jr, MacLean noted, “That guy’s the worst shooting guard when it comes to driving since Bobby Phills.”

He also stopped by the locker room before the game to give a speech while blow drying his testicles.

They tried to book Sisqo, but he canceled last week when he could no longer see that Thon.

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

Barry Bonds: *watches coverage*

This wasn’t luck. She’s worked on achieving the perfect cycle for eight years.

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

Why? Season already had a happy ending.

The combine questions have started early this year.

For the record... we study ants constantly.