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I’m just going to give you a coincidental perspective about things that happened to me today in Ireland.

And I say to her “You have one job here. One job. And you don’t even do that!”.

It should also be noted that humans didn’t domesticate cats. Cats domesticated themselves. Living in warm homes with easy food is a good way of life.

There are a lot of them out there. I soak pinto beans overnight, then I rinse them and just look for like..pebbles( I have never found one but I like having teeth), then I simmer them with a bay leaf and salt.Use a lot of water, like...1 cup beans, four cups of water. Just a lot. You’ll probably need to add more.

la petite mort is the only way you can die of chipotle

My sister was once on a diet and we were staying in a hotel together. She woke up at 3 in the morning, went to the vending machine and when I asked her what she was doing as she got back she pretty much yelled at me ‘I JUST NEED TO EAT GARBAGE, OKAY?!’

I see both your points. It IS effective, but it is also kind of degrading. I’m doing it now in my relationship with my bf trying to get him to do more around the house. I praise him when he does do things and I tell him how much I love it when he does those things too. It is effective and also generally is taken

Yup totally works.

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Mercifully, I don’t watch Fox News and am not familiar with the assholes they’re currently foisting on their gun-toting, trembling-in-the-bomb-shelters listeners. But is this self-elected douchebag still around? I thought he’d been incinerated by Jon Stewart.

And of course, like with everything happening in this vile industry, all the stipulations are for the performers who might get sexually assaulted.

I have less than zero urge to ever go to Coachella. Like, I’d rather be trapped in a dumpster with Trump and a couple hungry walkers. I hope those that go have a great time, but I'd much rather stay home and sing in the shower.

Mushroom cloud!

And woman-specific floss and toothbrushes cost 20% more.

But only if you’re a woman. Sure you can handle the floss, little lady?

It’d be like having to go to the dentist to get a prescription to buy toothpaste.

Hey Jezebellians,

Dr. Alison Edelman of Oregon Health & Science University told KOIN she supports the new law, but points out some providers are afraid that women may not come in for preventative check-ups since they are able to get birth control at a pharmacy.

My main fear isn’t that it will be given out lightly, but that it being available OTC will be reason for people to say that through the ACA, it should no longer be available without copay because you can just buy it at the pharmacy like it’s Benadryl or Tylenol. It’s absolutely a victory, but the $0 copay part of the