Didn’t see it before, cannot stop seeing it now.

Never has the “dirt bag” tag been more appropriate. I hope this fucker goes away for a long time.

Yep. The Subway guy was geeee-rosssss to find out about. And the thing is, we KNOW about R Kelly and yet he’s still around. It’s ridiculous and nauseating the way celebrity culture and abuse intersect.

To be fair, that cat was a real sicko, and everyone knows that a cat will do anything up to and including ruining your life if you forget to give him wet food one day. A cat will literally plant evidence and make you go to jail forever to prove the point that the cat deserves wet food every night.

—Black women have the hardest gig in show business. You hear Jennifer Lawrence complaining about getting paid less because she’s a woman—if she was black, she’d really have something to complain about.”—

His obsessiveness with stamina is strange.

I dunno, it sounds to me like he’s playing the “man card” with that tweet.
Hey, Donald: I ran a half-marathon and did 500 crunches yesterday. I challenge you to a push-up competition; let’s see which one of us has the most strength and stamina.

—Signed, just another old woman

“the woman card, an all-powerful card worth 78.3% of a regular card”

Awesome turn of phrase.
(awful that it’s true. :()

say words always

The New York State Young Republicans—not to be confused with the New York Young Republicans

Isn’t that what the little “trip” button on my dash is for?

Since this seems to have been resolved, I wanted to add an amusing anecdote. When I was in college, my friends and I got an apartment together. We were like a 90s tv executive’s idea of diversity: a black guy, a white guy, a white woman, and a white guy in a wheelchair. One day our black friend came back from the…

Not to mention what’s happened to the Jonestown brand.

“No. Do you make crackers Brian?”

Note to self: shred, then BURN.

I just spent a glorious hour reading the terrifying stories someone linked to on reddit about all the creepy shit a Search and Rescue officer supposedly encountered during his career. And I suddenly remembered something that used to scare the piddle out of me. And I’m gonna talk about it here because it stands a…

Hmm. That’s funny - Boston cops don’t like to be recorded in public, and will forcibly demand that innocent bystanders or people filming their own traffic stops, stop recording. But a creep violates her by filming her private parts and that of minors - which constitutes child pornography, a very illegal thing, btw-…

Spiky high heels and miniskirts, but not, like slutty high heels and miniskirts. Just average high heels and miniskirts.