Is there nothing that will make you happy? Finally, a rear-mid-engined Corvette after 50 years of waiting and countless empty promises from so-called insiders, and all you can do is complain about the fuel mileage? I’ll bet you’ll find that the balance isn’t good enough and between that and no manual you’ll declare it…

There’s only so much you can do with this premise. The dude needs a van - just get a van. The whole point, as I see it, is really just to get the comments section going.

Why? Who are we to govern how people use their own personal property? I don’t give a rat-fuck if he lights the damn things on fire in the middle of his driveway. They’re just things. Admittedly, they’re amazingly cool things; rare things; arguably important things. But at the end of the day, they’re just another inanim…

timely and useful information, considering the flip flop back and forth design of left to right and right to lefting by kinja layouts

This is the epitome of an underrated comment.

The headlight knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t. By subtracting where it is from where it isn’t, or where it isn’t from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to shine…

The headlights don’t “have GPS.” They are just using the GPS system already found in the car. It’s not like the GPS and computer unit used to control the headlights are actually stored in the headlight unit. 

..... um, where will I be given this cigar? ..gulp.

Give this man a cigar

Boomer here, I don’t care what powers it, if it looks like this, I’m in!!

You buy another parsh, but maybe it’s a Cayenne. Preferably a salvage Cayenne, for reasons that will become apparent soon. Oh, and definitely spring for the tow package.

Unions are a scam to exploit the working class for the benefit of those at the top under the guise of protection of said working class.

I bet this driver had strong opinions concerning taco trucks

I’ve always found ~15mph to be the perfect speed to go over them. At that rate you don’t wallow over them by going too slow, but you don’t crash land either. Car just stays level and the suspension does its job.

This is one of the many reasons why I love Jalopnik: Useful, informative comments from the community that explain things that the writer didn’t mention.

Got my Texas flag on the flag pole at the property in Madison co. 

Texans don’t walk, that’s what trucks are for.

Texan here. Seeing vertical stacks and coal rolling in Texas is a rarity and not a Texan thing.  

That said- if you promise not to pull out your big stick - that does nothing but hamstring yourself and let your enemies think they can pull it out on you first....