I was thinking the same thing.... Hellcat Caravan.

I always wished there was a time traveling A-10 movie where the pilot just interferes with historical battles while smoking a cigar and laughing like a maniac.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

“It was unopened to the best of my knowledge”.

Wow,

David. David, David, David. Your mistake was to assume people read. Your second mistake was to assume people comprehend words. Your third mistake was to assume nobody thinks they’re smarter than you since you are a writer with facts backing you up. You poor, poor delusional fool.

I’m going to blame this on today being Friday.

ALL the words? That seems excessive. If I only plan on leaving a 50 word comment, I really shouldn’t have to read more than 50 words of the article. It’s only fair.

I think you made the case pretty clearly.

I mean... I mentioned essentially that exact study in the article. 

Dammit, does anyone read my words?! I toil over them just for you, my dear Jalopnotropes!

I’d recommend you read the article.

Your write. What were I thinking.

I’m just gonna leave this here.

Mazda, even if you can’t find a rotary that would meet everything.

I bought one!

What if it’s flintstones-style and you’re the hamster?

It’s the Half-Life 3 of automotive engineering.

Putting lasers in there might attract the neighborhood cats, though.

Sometimes I want to just stand on the street corner with a sandwich board telling people to buy Mazda’s.

Well I will send an email to Ford to cancel the whole project then. “Scrap it, boys. There’s a guy on the internet who only hauls stuff in his 2WD speed bump scraper, so no need for the Raptor.”