I got pulled over for speeding. The officer asked me why I was going so fast. I replied, “general stupidity.” She looked confused and said...what? I replied that i was speeding because I was stupid. She started laughing and said good answer. She gave me a warning.

What’s in Perth? No idea, all I know about Australia is:

Are you saying I should just buy a 6.2L Raptor?

Yea and? Every gasser gets miserable mileage towing.

Meh. I still prefer my silly plate to just a random jumble of letters and numbers...

I love this story because she used her brains and her fists to solve a problem.

When the 12-year-old not only handles the car better than you but, with only one hand proceeds to beat you about your head and shoulders, that’s when you know your career as a master criminal has come to a sharp, sudden stop.

Isn’t there another brake-shift interlock to shift out of P though?

That’s not a better headline. Yes, Maddie is overweight but GodDamnit she’s awesome. What if she were your daughter?

I would, like driving a fucking living room, one I can throw my two sons an six friends or ten sheets of 8' X 4' plywood and enough lumber to build a tree fort.

PwRNDLed

This girl literally broke her own arm protecting herself and her sister. BA.

Nothing witty necessary. High five Maddie.

From the link about growth plates:

“Your Honor, I would like to add the additional charge of child abuse against Mr. Salsman. Mr Salsman’s head repeatedly hit Ms Weiler’s hands during the course of the car jacking.”

I wish I could tell this story to all this guys future cell mates!

You don’t mention the big reason to buy from the dealer: getting all the mods financed with your car. I can easily afford a $32k car and even more easily afford a $25k car, but I can’t just whip out $7k cash to drop on a turbo kit (or at least can’t convince my wife that’s a good idea...)

And take a long, hard look at your shitty high deductible health insurance and HSA(if applicable). Even something minor can fuck you.

Here’s what you do, you buy Ninja 250 for $3K, try it out. If you want to move up or don’t like it. Sell it for $2500.