Unless Clarkson has trademarked that already LOLZ

Or we could just call it “Moar POWAAAAR!!!!”

My dad did that for me (I was also homeschooled). I learned how to both wrench and drive on a 1963 Willis J-truck. It was an awesome experience, and made me the go-to wrenching guy among my highschool buddies. I then used the truck to carry around lawn equipment for a small lawn business in highschool. It was a really…

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Getting tired of the fowl language in Jalop articles, especially in titles. I guess it serves as a distraction from the fact that the author couldn’t come up with an actual title for the blurb though. I enjoy the “in your face” and hyperbolic (looking at you, Demuro) writing style that is prevalent on the site, but I…

I’m going to go with black and auto...because I just want to be the only one on Jalop to say I want an auto box LOL! (IRL, I would totally go with grey and three pedals)

Where did you find a 1.0 ecoboost hatchback? I’m in the market for a used car and was considering one of those, but I can’t find them on the used market here in San Antonio, Texas.

Yea, I agree with you. I’m a car enthusiast and enjoy sending some of the best (and very well-written) articles to fam and friends, but sometimes the authors think they’re funnier than they really are, and can get away with stuff just by referencing “shock value.”

What? you know how to remove a solstice battery? I guess that makes two of us on Jalop. I love my solstice, but I wonder why they’re not given much love on this site? (except for one list of worst cars a while back lol!)