Chappie is an amazing movie. I’ve seen plenty of people say otherwise and, well, they’re wrong.

There once was a man from Nantucket...

I went on a trip to Nantucket with my family when I was 15 and got a book about the whaling industry and the Essex. The only think I remember from the book is that the wives of sailors all had dildos, which they called, 'he's-at-homes.' Good job, New England puritans. I didn't know you had it in ya. Pun ... whatever…

love that thomas the train at the end.

Now this is better! I like Yellowjacket’s design very much.

So the action scenes look great. Having both suits is a plus for the movie. There is of course the MCU’s sense of humor found in the film. I can’t wait to see it.

I am not concerned by the aggressive swervage or lack of pants. I am concerned by the misuse of “your” and “to” though. What does this say about my values? I think they are on point.

perfection

Bloodhound Gang - Hooray For Boobies

cannot be unseen now ><

well now I know to keep my amazing relationships under wraps

Clover, when is it going to come out that you and Mr. Elba are dating?

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

Pat Robertson was actually conceived through subway frottage. That’s why his name is Pat.

My parents? Hell, I don't even want to tell my wife about our open marriage.

I guess with “Justified” ending the minor villains need to find new jobs.