Behold, the dingernail

That Gif makes Eric Stoltz look ethnic.

Haha perfection. Fitting too, since the only way he’ll get into the oval office is with a mineshaft, Jeff Fahey, and a ton of dynamite.

It’s not rape if you use a grappling hook, says rapey grapple enthusiast.

If we go by nütrek North Korea is going to have Eric Bana destroy South Korea.

She discovered there are some strict anti-sodomy laws in Narnia.

This. Forever.

Pence is trying to convey strength, integrity, blah blah blahhh when he pulls those faces, but he always ends up looking like he crapped his pants.

the wii u has a few moments like that too, but the glitched screen summons memories of the NES and having to physically blow dust off of the connections

I so miss cartridge blowing

High five squirrel: https://youtu.be/XEB6P1zdMyY

that gif has become sentient.

my heart is gunshot

a Canadian made his "announcement" before a captive audience in a suit that didn't fit right, soliciting spam. Maybe Cruz is a naughty masochist, because he seems to be begging for epic attack ads to be heaped upon him.

"You had me at yolo"

I always had a feeling that Devastator was a big green gangbang. This confirms it.

It's called the I Tried To Halt Society's Progress, But I'm Too Latte.

Zoidberg "What Have I Done?!":

She looks like an extra from Hook

boy has a uti