bless your damaged heart

Classy you say???

That movie made me fear dirty fingernails.

Most of the people who live in the comments on TMZ are not exactly self or socially aware beings.

also, him dropping his creeposal on the beach in Aruba makes it even ishier.

If someone puts their foot in your ass you are a shoe.

...somebody's daydreaming about C.H.U.D.s dragging Ansel through an open manhole, leaving a bloodsoaked ipod filled with EDM tracks behind on the street.

Jar Jar Returns | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim:

From the timeline I think francis began to miss work after harris gave him the girls... which is so much worse.

Their Ducktales video is five times more disturbing.

Relevant! Also NSFW

She is playing an actress playing an actress playing Tim Allen's wife

I am sure most of the people who instantly click on all things cat aren't feeling dejected by observing a cat be a cat... with stunt edits and a soundtrack, even! Cute is cute. It's that simple. You miss the point by overanalyzing it.

...only if the player jumped from homeplate to first in a single bound

I'd like to see you on all fours, jumping from counter to table and back again... then you might understand just how amazing it is that cats seem to do it with ease.

Ditto

why do I feel like no one will make a move on prosecuting him until after the list reaches 50

This is true, but

are there any pajamas I can buy that will help fund her one-way trip to Mars?

aka the section of maxim they flip past.