Affleck is totally fucking hammered. It’s not even debateable.

Which is why it is DEFINITELY what the Knicks will do. They can’t help themselves.

I hear you. It wasn’t enjoyable to watch.

Jesus man, they made the semis of the Copa America. Yes, they sucked last night, but they lost to probably the best team in the world. Deep breaths.

Defined “doomed”. There’s also something to be said for not selling your 15 year old son to a club in Slovenia because you are desperate for money and he has promise. For every Messi and Ronaldo there are a lot of once promising players who never made it and spent an inordinate amount of time focusing on football at…

The reason we had to have a Dream Team to kick everyone’s ass it that the world was already starting to play really good basketball and our college all-star teams couldn’t handle them anymore. Also, Basketball is basically the #2 sport in the world now and soccer ain’t anywhere close in the US. Also, apples and…

If was in the position Guzan was in he certainly has the reach. But Guzan is a really good goalkeeper and I don’t think too many on Earth would have stopped that kick. My god, it was superb.

Side question: Why do adults go to Disney World without children?

Making the semis of the Copa America is “taking a step backward”? I’m not saying Klinsi doesn’t deserve criticism, but come on. What would your alternative be? Some garbage MLS retread? Some mercenary foreign coach who knows nothing about American soccer? I don’t think we do much better than Klinsmann.

They made the semis of the Copa America. That’s hardly a poor showing. And come on, we weren’t really going to beat Argentina. A better game would have been nice, but...

Any beach volleyball heads know whats up with Karch Kiraly these days?

True enough.

Agreed. Although don’t take them at the very beginning or you will be asleep for sure by the end. But maybe halfway through.

Cocaine. End of article.

I know I’m slightly older than the average Gawker reader, but who the fuck is this again?

I feel like he has Avatar-sex involving his dreads.

So, nobody at Gawker comes in on Fridays now? Don’t blame you. Goddamn it must be quiet there.

He argues (and I’m too lazy to look it up) that CONCACAF requires A teams for the Gold Cup to make it a better tourney. I wouldn’t put it past any FIFA member organization to have some rule like that.

All things being equal, I think I would have intercourse with her.

I get what you’re saying, but at the same time beating Argentina in any way on this stage would be beyond massive. Let’s be honest, we aren’t going to out class them with our skill.