Ok. Just curious. I was just trying to distinguish what the stadium is called vs. the neighborhood or whatever ephemeral concept governs what you call whateverthefuck. Go West Ham!

So the actual stadium is called the “Boleyn Ground” and said stadium is located on a patch of land which is known as Upton Park? Or do I have that backwards?

The more ridiculous part is that he once spent 150 minutes masturbating. That requires superhuman strength and it better have included multiple gizz explosions or its just frankly bullshit.

Plus, who the fuck takes 35 minutes to jack off? Jesus christ he must have forearms like Popeye!

I am so obsessed with conservative memes. The whole concept of a “good” meme and the layers of irony that should be involved are so completely lost on them. My favorite is now I see on Facebook faux news links that bear headlines like “Meme Destroys Obama’s Legacy!”

I’ve only ever heard it called Upton Park. Are we calling it the old name for sentimental reasons?

What is this thing about Ditka watching games at his house though? That sounds horrible. Probably cross branded with some pizza company.

I agree, although baseball is sort of inherently tedious and boring (I say this as a former player and a fan) whereas basketball is really at its best when its free-flowing and stops are at a minimum. But I don’t disagree tactically.

Eh, it was worth a shot. Howie Roseman is a fucking idiot and he might very well have traded him pre-draft. Some teams had interest. It didn’t happen, he takes a week off, now its business as usual.

What makes a lot of sense is that Joe Pa was a POS who didn’t report sexual abuse that he repeatedly heard about.

As fun as it can be, its a giant waste of money, especially if you’re expected to pay for all the bachelor’s shit and everyone thinks its great idea to do dumb shit like rent limos. God forbid you get into a drunken hole gambling. In other words, its a great way to drop a minimum of $2,500 in a weekend.

They need to change the font on Kinja, because I thought your name was “Girl Nathan” for the longest until I saw the footer with your name just now.

Seriously. If he actually brought a rifle INTO a strip club that would be some shit. This is stupid.

I am too. Fucking nailed it.

To say this is overkill and a misuse of our criminal justice system is to state the obvious. How about he just lives with the consequences of being a dumbass with his dick out in the year book? Jesus Christ.

I will give him credit for the point about Ray Lewis. That is as far as I’ll go.

The other problem is he doesn’t understand any of the words you just used.

Nah. Joe the Plumber needs an admin for his FB page.

Jerry is losing it. They need to take the keys away from Grandpa before he runs someone over.

The offer was “meant to be decreased”? The fuck does that mean? “Oh, just kidding, now that we’ve got you on the phone we’re offering something worse.” No wonder this marvelous tactic was unsuccessful.