Oh, it’s mostly bribe guided. They don’t give a shit where they have them beyond that. I mean places with good sex tourism are nice, of course.

Things I just learned:

I love picturing Eli saying verbatim, “He def didn’t fail these players.”

Unlike soccer, which I want Americans to embrace more, I feel like Cricket is a more bizarre and byzantine version of baseball where matches apparently last for several days and the teams take breaks for “tea”. Pass.

Oh my God, good call. That was so weird. As if grown men choosing to leap into the air during a football game are innocent media victims.

Do you think that’s because more people hate Brady, or because him and Gizz are so damn sexy? Because it wouldn’t really surprise me if Brady (or anyone) did it, but for some reason I would have assumed the ‘Ol Folksy Humdinger Manning would be more of a surprise in this department.

The thing Manning brings is that other teams fear his intelligence. He got the D Line jumping offsides the minute he came in, and when he points out the blitz, he does so with everyone in the stadium knowing he knows what he’s talking about.

Still better than “Dabo” or “Jim Bob Cooter”

I would change it to “hot sex and food that doesn’t destroy my colon”, but to each his own.

Food for thought. How does the fact that he is Latino complicate this interesting analysis of Chip Kelly? Hmmmm. Well, off to sensitivity training.

No they don’t though. He traded McCoy for a white player and signed three different black RBs. He got rid of DeSean, and separately kept Riley who I’m not prepared to say ISN’T racist, but he signed other black receivers too. This is all seeing what you want to see. Were those stupid personnel moves, quite possibly…

You’re right of course, but they also could have still won the NFC East had a few things gone differently. Which isn’t saying much, but I actually don’t think their offense is that horrible either. Murray was a waste of a signing, but Ryan Matthews has been very solid and Bradford has actually improved markedly as the…

I predict they make a nominal effort to attract Cowher or Jon Gruden, fail, and then do just that. I’d prefer they find an obscure position coach who might actually build something and succeed then a retread who will coach there for 3-4 years and inevitably leave.

He doesn’t have the personality to coach in Philly, that much is true.

Also, is Joe Mixon like 12?

Yes, I’m sure Peyton Manning hired a hitman to do just that. You know how he is.

It’s spot on except the source retracted his statement, which, is potentially problematic? Also, he has denied all aspects of it including his wife getting it sent to her. Is he lying? Who knows.

I know we’d all love the schadenfreude of Manning being a PED user, but I’m not sure it’s a very clear cut case at this point. In fact, signs point to it being shoddy journalism and a very shoddy case.

The guy also tried to retract what he said about Manning (yet it was published anyway, see. e.g. Manning vs. Al-Jazeera), so I’m not sure how remotely credible anything he said is.

I agree with everything you said, other than the implicit “OBJ was a victim of provocation!” bullshit that Giants fans can’t help but keep putting forth. He fully deserved suspension, regardless of what Norman did. Norman got fined- deservedly. He didn’t spear another player in the head with his helmet like a fucking…