Please add .gif of Aqib Talib doing same to whoever the fuck is going to playing QB for the Bengals.

From a neutral non-alum perspective, he was one of the best college coaches in the game. He got the absolute most out of in-state talent in a state not necessarily known for being a “basketball state” historically, and got the whole state playing his brand of basketball. Big loss, but hopefully the program continues…

Like, to scope out sexy babysitters?

There are definitely more ridiculous start-up ideas in the world. I guess the main thing you’d have to get around is that the parents wouldn’t want a random person watching their kids. But everything else sounds fucking awesome. As a parent, I might use it. I mean, in a pinch.

I would argue that, while I understand being offended by Philly fans because they are boorish stupid drunkards, they aren’t “insufferable” per se because they hate themselves more than you do. Seriously, they hate all their teams and all their players and cut themselves and enjoy misery.

Or perhaps they simply don’t want dirt tracked in?

Texting people at any hour when a texting alert might wake them up.

The fuck is “Meerkat?”

People who know nothing about politics do tend to gravitate toward Trump. “I played golf with him. Golf is neat. He’s my friend. I judged a beauty pageant. That was a fun thing I did. Golf. Yay!”

Drunk Kai Ryssdal is that you?

Jesus Christ, this poor guy posts a self-effacing comment and gets NO goddamn quarter from the Kinja menace.

Nah, that’s how Euro soccer players look all the time. Also, it conveys the fact that he actually doesn’t give a fuck and is going on a date afterwards with his supermodel WAG where he will treat her like shit. I want him to do this in a goddamn Footlocker uniform!

This will be problematic for high school teams, but I think they’ll find a work around.

For the record I am a Yank, and although you’re right, was merely trying to make it clear he was one. So fucking meta.

The Yank announcer is like “it’s just too bad y’all got y’alls guns taken away. Otherwise you’d be ok with me.”

I mean, sure. But I’m just saying that Bellichik, while no doubt a brilliant coach, can sometimes get a little cute in his efforts to exploit every nuance and loophole in the rule book.

He was referring to Mahmoud Abdul-Raouf, obvi.

Watching it again, it came pretty close to working. That said, Bellichick has a history of being enamored with weird holdover rules and being cute with them. Recall when Doug Flutie did that drop kick field goal thing that absolutely nobody knew was a thing you could do?

In high school, we all did this thing, and nobody other than us cares.

I agree except that the first half of the first game against the Redskins was perhaps the ONLY time the the offense worked to perfection. It was glorious, but since then its been pretty much non-stop 27 second three and outs and tired defense. And I actually think that a lot of his ideas have been picked up but in…