+1 pool of Rex’s saliva

I was at the game last night and was certain we were going to see a no-no. I have no clue why Baker took him out. Jones has amazing numbers against him, but everyone else looked like they were swing a garden hose last night. There’s no way I’m pulling Scherzer unless his arm was literally falling off. Even then, I may…

Catholics call this phenomenon Stigmata

Also the way that low-income families were forced to all migrate to the same neighborhoods instead of integrating them amongst neighborhoods. Also

I think you mean fuck their RACIST fans

They threw a banana at him in San Francisco. Seems to me no matter how “progressive” the city is, you’ll still find racist assholes. #CaptainObvious

Can we just get an entire thread of “outta nowhere” RKO’s going? I still think the one off of the curbstomp is my favorite, but this one is a close second.

In before the “STICK TO SPORTS” comments

http://deadspin.com/jim-bowden-caught-stealing-from-fake-twitter-account-d-1614081824

MLB Analyst Jim Bowden

I think you mean Jim Bowdiv aka Ralph?

I heard negotiations broke down because Jeter doesn’t range very far from where he starts

In other words, you believe because Machado, intentionally or not, injured a player with a slide, the correct punishment is potential permanent brain damage? Sounds about right.

Good to see a bipartisan effort to tell rich owners to shove their demands up their asses so their heads don’t get lonely up there.

More like C.B. SUCKnor amirite?

Pirates PR: We were just trying to entice Barry to rejoin the organization. Our bad.

You can also make the argument that putting the title on Arquette did exactly what Russo wanted it to do. Sure, it’s an infamous moment. But at the time, it got people talking about WCW, which at that time, almost no one was doing. Was it terrible? Yes. But to me it was no worse than putting the WWF championship on…

It was pretty great! Watching a big guy beat up a jobber is a time-honored wrestling tradition


JBL agrees with this statement

In defense of Goldberg’s squash, the title was booked weakly the moment Owens got a hold of it. They booked him to be a weak, underhanded champion that needed Jericho to win anything. I get that he was a heel, but Hunter wasn’t afraid to go over guys clean as a heel during his WHC run in the mid 00's. They made KO a…

Did you mean..?

Clearly he’s modeled his stance after Moises Alou. No word on if he pees on his hands though.