“Give Thanks 4 Strengths”

The 2016 Cleveland Indians

+1 chest compression

*Double gun point*

Gilbert, is that you?

+1 empty arena

(Even Dennis Rodman thinks “only” 50 percent of WNBA players are likely homosexual.) - This is the equivalent of using Wikipedia as a source for your Masters thesis.

Clearly he’s just the new Col. Sanders promoting KFC’s new Georgia Gold & Date Rape* Fried Chicken







*Allegedly

+1 wee little man

+1 followed by the area code and telephone number

Gawk...I mean The Concourse never lets facts get in the way of a good tar and feathering...or egging? I’m just trying to wing it today with my poultry humor.

+1 Basketball ring

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