When you dressed waaaaayyy too fancy for an event. She must have gotten left out on that mass text where everyone was like; 

“But still, the more cynical side of me says this constant slamming is all by design on Winter’s part. No celebrity is contractually obligated to respond to media reports about anything (as far as I know), but Winter appears to have discovered that a foolproof way of staying in the public eye is to respond to everyth…

Having to occasionally root for DC sports is one of the worst things about living in DC.

There is nothing more frustrating in baseball than having great hitting, great starting pitching, and a terrible bullpen. Trust me, I’m a Tigers fan.

Well you had to figure that once Gilbert Arenas left DC, arms would be a lot harder to come by.

Some people are just made for it. I thoroughly enjoy tv analyst A-Rod.

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

“Look at the coward trying to jump through the window!!”

It looks like Hedges did indeed give Rizzo a path to the plate. Catchers are sitting ducks...looking at the baseball while a lumberjack barrels full speed towards you.

(Clyde Frazier pops up out of nowhere)

OH MAN THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME IN COLLEGE WHERE WE WERE DOING FIREBALL SHOTS OUT OF PEOPLE’S POO-HOLES (ANUSES) AND SOME WISECRACK THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE EVERYONE LMAO TO SET ONE ON FIRE. WHEN I SAW THAT GAPING MAW OF FIRE, TEQUILA, AND A SMALL DINGLEBERRY I THOUGHT “NO WAY BUT THIS IS COLLEGE AND THERE IS NO…

I cannot say this enough, that this guy should be banned from all MLB stadiums.

This is the same guy who created a Tinder profile to get himself invited to a Veterans/Family only game so that he could get one of the special balls there. You know, just in case you needed another reason to hate/pity this huge dork.

Machado is moving the other way when he uncorks this throw, and he is deep in foul territory, and he throws the ball on a line, and it’s a perfect strike.

I want all the players on one team to use each other’s names on their jersey just to confuse players and announcers.

Anyone who actually pays for this fight deserves to be shot out of a cannon into the Sun. This is MacGregor agreeing to get his ass kicked for many millions of dollars. That’s it. Other than everyone counting on selling a bajillion pay-per-views and getting fuckin PAID, there is zero reason this fight should happen.…

Disclaimer: I’m obviously not blaming Kathy Griffin for this.

Nintendo: No one could come up with a worse name for a console than Wii U.

Not sure I like the direction the sausage race has taken.