Maybe don’t get blown out by Iowa for one of your two losses next time?

Life, uh...finds a way.

The only thing she’s ever blown is a 28-3 lead.

“We’ll have Sean clean out your lockers for you.”

Hey Drew!!! Short time reader first time writer!

Odds are 28:3 that this ever gets finished.

What if the Rams accidentally signed some dude named Payton Manning before Colin Kaepernick.

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

The Celtics should really be concerned that they just blew home court adv... Just kidding, lol and whatnot. They could play all 4 games in Boston and it wouldn’t matter. The NBA is a better place when Boston teams are getting wrecked.

Cavs seem to find it when it matters though, it can be a problem with super talented teams and individuals. Never seem to give 100 percent until actually challenged. But imagine how much more boring it would be if the Cavs were just mechanical world beaters that were always on and unbeatable. We wouldn’t have all this…

SVP is the anti-Berman. ESPN lucked the fuck out the day they hired him. Not saying he was always great - it took him some time to grow into what he is now - but damn if he isn’t the best part of the network for the past several years.

Options kind of leave Malcolm in the middle.

Well there isn’t. You don’t get to change votes just because you don’t like the results, you self-entitled shitbag. Clinton lost, deal with it.

Ok, so he can be racist, but I can’t? Hey society, here’s your mirror.

If we’re so slow, how come we caught and enslaved you?

The Texans need a QB, you say? The Texans have a 1st round pick, you say? BOB used to be the OC in New England, you say?

Cost them the game? They hadn’t scored in several minutes. It snot like they airballed a 3 then the refs gave them the ball back then hit a 3. OH WAIT.

not one mention of Ichiro? Fuck you

Alabama? I thought he was going to Penn State with all that rim abuse.

10. Salt & Vinegar
11. Jalapeño