#69. mike shirt is nothing if not a classy motherfucker.

Well, it had happened multiple times before, just without the happy ending.

Nice to see you don’t let your own political views influence your writing.

You are fake news

Goddamn it’s fun to watch him run down a block.

None of these. I want a planet with rings, goddamn it? Is that too much to ask? I don’t care what color the water or the soil is, just give me my fucking rings.

typical new york elitist gentrifying the universe

Where was the article expressing the outrage of Obama playing 333 rounds during his tenure? Liberal hacks...

And what Conference is it that you want to hold up as the last bastion of integrity. Surely not the B1G? Definitely not the Big 12. Pac12 is pretty squeaky too huh? Lol just shut up your anti-SEC bias is showing.

Jesus you fucking Patriot fans just don’t know how to stop after you’ve already won

Aww man, you deleted the comment about how Ted Cruz roasted the shit out of you on Twitter? I gotta say, I can’t blame you. Must be pretty embarrassing to get out-memed by an old out of touch white man.

HOT TAKE

“We shoulda had more time.”

I assume North Dakota is coached by Basketball Greg Schiano.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Jesus Ricky really? What were you high or something?

I didn’t figure it out until the actual reveal, because I am a Millenial, and need to be checking my phone, email, and twitter while watching a show, thus missing roughly half of what is going on.