deezler
deezler
12/4/19
2:47 PM
339

I would think shaking a person with a medical emergency would be the last thing you would want to do. Read more

11/15/19
9:22 AM
193

How to move up in reliability survey: Don’t change anything. For 14 years. 

10/9/19
9:26 AM
151

The last of the US Spec Fiestas are both ugly and low quality. Why does it have a full number pad? Who Knows! Why’d they make it impossible to replace when it barely qualifies as infotainment? Fuck You, that’s why! No soft touch anything, just super soft plastic that’s easy to put deep scratches into.

10/8/19
5:52 PM
12

“Elon Musk wants you to know...” This was a fucking transcript of a deposition, not a tweet or public announcement. Soooo why are you making it seem like he’s begging for sympathy from the public? Read more

9/26/19
11:21 AM
22

Thos sneaky mofos. This eyewatering green color is meant to distract us from the fact that this horribly fugly asshatmobile is pointlessly destroying the environment for nonexisting bragging rights.

9/17/19
11:20 AM
10

Glad that Tesla has a healthy lead over Porsche. Otherwise, we might have to put up with Musk attempting to convince us that “Pedo car” is just the harmless nickname for a Porsche in South Africa

9/16/19
12:21 PM
75

a huge greasy pumpkin sitting in the middle of the high tech finery. Read more

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9/11/19
9:31 AM
143

Wow! Great post! iPhone 11 didn’t include:
Pointless charging gimmick
Pencil with nowhere to put it?
New cellular technology that nobody is clamoring for and .02% of the population has access to.
That one thing that apple said they’d never have on phones (is 256GB not enough??)
Ports removed generations ago
Hard hitting Read more

9/10/19
11:23 AM
223

I keep getting the same result no matter how I configure it.

9/9/19
7:57 PM
7

I wouldn’t want to be on Bermuda when thing fires its load. 

9/9/19
6:39 PM
55

Category 5 shitstorms have always existed, but global dumbening has increased their frequency and strength. The Cape Merde type systems that roll off of the right side of American politics in recent years have been particularly devastating to those living in low lying scientific communities.

8/29/19
3:39 AM
76

When I was like 23, I was at a casual bar in Atlanta, and I was being a typical 23 year old dude... staring at a nice butt on some smoking hot blonde I saw in yoga pants. Read more

8/23/19
8:38 PM
7

“The Terror of New Left Urbanist Godzilla” doesn’t have quite the same ring as Mecha-Godzilla, but since when has (white) right wing fear mongering ever made sense? Read more