A 2016 traverse doesn’t have a digital gauge cluster, so the speedo would have been primary units of km/hr, not MPH.  So either the OP didn’t ever think about this, OR the car wasn’t actually canadian

So you intentionally ruined the lives of innocent people getting their cars repaired just to say FU to the dealer?   .... nice.

Agreed - real shame they dont make cars that normal people can afford.  I’d love a V90 wagon but it’s never going to happen on a middle class income.

Lol who even cares, no one is paying another 5 dollar subscription for motor trend.  fuck off with that noise

Curiously I’ve been seeing a lot of H2 hummers lately.  They all went into hiding during the last gas price spike, but I guess they still need to get driven into the ground before they’ll really be gone.  Most of them are rusty now and look just abysmal.

It’s all about engine load, Lawrence. The 2.7L Nano has had many known weak points and repeatedly failed in dynamometer validation testing, for both ford and suppliers. But in the commuter-spec F150, or any car/crossover, it doesn’t get pushed very hard.

Then you should let your ego and penis control the show. Mash the go pedal, to impress all the assembled teenagers. When your cold tires quickly lose grip, DO NOT counter-steer or let off the throttle, just ride it until you hit something very hard.

Here is a 2019 example near you with just under $30,000

I mean, yeah it is (would be). If you’re telling me I can’t shuffle my cars in and out of the garage because I’ve had a beer that afternoon, or go up to the road and check my mailbox at 10mph without buckling a seat belt, etc. Then you’re infringing upon me, and fuck off.

So.... 12 city, 15 hwy?

Baller? I mean, maybe. But to me it looks like a ramshackle colleciton of Stellantis parts that will looked dated FA in 3 or 4 years. A monument to unsustainable consumption, that uses nearly twice as much fuel as a minivan, to transport the same number of people.  Horrendously ugly AND insanely expensive.  Perfect…

Seriously. How are this many people so unobservant or incompetent to think that a well engineered intake system wouldn’t add power to most affordable vehicles? Despite dyno proven gains, thousands of happy users, and the noticeable power gains.  

Wat.  Don’t replace a 7k mile clutch “just because”.  Terrible idea.

It’s easy to catch a tail slide in a viper if you know it’s coming. You should know it’s coming, they constantly want to do it in 2nd gear.  Most of these dumbasses just don’t countersteer anywhere near quick enough and they ride the snap oversteer right off the road.

Vipers are twitchy as hell. My buddy’s dad had two while we were in high school. They stepped the tail out constantly, 2nd gear WOT was risky AF. But even my dorky high school friends could easily just.... let off the fucking gas pedal and counter-steer to catch the slide.

Thats every single day on any Michigan freeway. The more rural stretches have limits at 75 mph now.

Yeah they just copied putin’s body again behind himself and threw trumps head on.  Would be way better with a bloated, saggy-tit trump body behind putin.

eh? tires are expensive. Good tires are $250 apiece or more. A lotta bucks for that bang.

Of Elon? WTF are you talking about. Deranged, sure. But he certainly doesn’t spend his time stockpiling wealth.  It’s all from tesla stock growth.  All.

So, you didn’t read the article, then?