It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

The Bucs should be deported just for the font on their uniform numbers.

A) Good

As one of those sewer trash, I can confirm that I’m now able to achieve climax to a photo of a Raiders helmet.

The site is ad-free. So it’s could be (a) per their website, if you don’t commit to a year subscription, you pay $9.99/month (most likely), so some non-committal readers who forget to cancel/change plan are getting bilked (most likely); (b) they are selling two-year paid-in-advance plans, and booking all the revenue…

The Athletic comment section is entirely made up of people going “Great article! This is why I pay for the Athletic!”

I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.

Did you ever try to line up against Champ, point across the field and yell, “HEY, WHAT’S THAT??? just before the snap?

Soon we’ll all be coo-coo for coco gauff

Could you be more specific?

Dude's a doctor.  Not a necromancer.

Narrator: They did not get one

We’re all agreed this guy is jacking it, right?

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

James Harden can eat a whole bag of dicks.

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

This is the kind of thing that warms my cold dead black cynical heart.  

“They should build the entire team out of the black box.”

Joe Biden would throw that shit out with the trash and install a Golden Tee machine with oversized drink holder and ashtray. 

Counterpoint: this is better than literally anything else he would potentially otherwise be doing. Let’s just load Pebble Beach and see him in two years.