DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY

Yeah. I think it’s raining on a parade.

Wow...That actually sounds incredible. Maybe it’s time I stop hating on-

a good update if you haven’t already seen:

I mean, they're not wrong.

Surprised Ben didn’t just go in anyway. He seems the type of guy to do that.

Doug Williams is sweating profusely at what dumbshit talking points he’ll be made to say about the team splitting carries between a child beater and a woman beater.

I feel like it’s becoming more obvious every day that coaches will use whatever tool available to outcoach themselves. “If they know we’re gonna do that, we can’t do it!” is such a stupid way to play football.

Thought being valued at 3/5's was part of his original complaint?

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

That Gilchrist call was unfair.  He aimed—and executed—a clean shoulder hit. 

“Will you take a check?” - Lenny Dykstra 

It’s your fault for setting a bar so low that someone dreamed they could go even lower.

SMDH. I knew the tipping point would be him abusing an animal. Beat your gold-digger SO and your useless mistake babies, but ffs, don’t touch the chihuahua, protest peacefully, or make drunken threats in an airport, those terrible offenses have consequences. :/

How can this be true AND Jerruh is the shadow commissioner? Like there’s someone behind him pulling the strings? That’s stupid

Honest to goodness, this is a serious question: how do you “spear” someone “gently?”

A demo of a cocktail shaker without any cocktail... I feel like I’m being swindled.

A demo of a cocktail shaker without any cocktail... I feel like I’m being swindled.

Personally, I think they should have done something with the trackpad. To be able to use it like a Wacom and use the Apple Pencil or make it double as a touchscreen that’s activated with gestures. It would be a lot less clunky than the touchbar because of the added real estate. That trackpad is way too big to just…

As a Raiders fan I feel like he nailed it here.