She's not a regular mom she's a cool mom.

That was my favorite part, because you just KNOW if they wanted to dig up receipts, John probably had a higher GPA as well.

I feel like this buries the best part of the beef, where a Drumpf supporter called John Legend uneducated (because of course) and he responded, “actually the Donald and I graduated from the same university”. Daaaaaamn. You couldn’t plan for a more perfect burn.

Dina Lohan is such an embarrassing human. I mean, damn.

I think you meant to write Dina Lohan wants Ru$$ian grandkid$.

i think i just lost my breakfast

I refuse to watch this trailer. I don't want to give them a dime or advertising money. And yet I clicked on this story, so they sort of win anyway.

If you take every word of the Bible literally you must be out of your damn mind or haven’t really read it.
Disobedient children are also deserving of death. As the father of three I’m kind of okay with that though.

Because in that case it would be fine. Of course.

Rubio talks about Muslims like they’re bears.

Typical Trump voter. “I dont know what he stands for or what his record is, I just like his racism and ignorance.” You stay classy, Nascar....you stay classy.

So basically, Buffalo Wild Wings without the big screens.

I am on board with bringing back the drinking bowl. I like my various liquids in large quantities.

Holy shit, the ancient jukebox with way too many Steve Miller and Journey songs in it.

I’m not crying. Penguins smell like onions.

Waiting for the increase in funding for disabled babies and their mothers. Waiting... waiting...

Nah, but but running around in a fake belly is batshit crazy.