Emphasis on the “HIGH”

“I’m too gorgeous to be cast” said no actual actress/model, ever.

Saw the cover photo, thought this was a “Faces of Meth” article.

“I’m too intelligent for you guys” said no actually smart person, ever.

no no you see, all he’s doing is treating all females equally here.

So either Marla had really cute and chubby baby legs, or Tiffany was undernourished?

I can only imagine how hairy the Kardashians would be without laser treatments. Kim’s mustache would be thicker than her husband’s.

Charlize. If you were unattractive nobody would even know your name. You would have been selected for approximately zero movie roles.

Good news, Charlize! It’s called aging, and when it starts to happen you will find that Hollywood won’t be looking at you as just a pretty face anymore. In fact, they may stop looking at you at all. Imagine that!

Is Charlize beloved? I thought it was pretty well established fact that she’s an asshole (and this story seems to bolster that theory)...

i believe him, simply because other women wanting to sleep with ted cruz is just

Against getting caught.

Now that I’ve read the article there’s one question I have to ask. Is he for or against it?

That’s a ripe load of bullshit. The Daily Mail chose to use two different terms in their article, and it’s no mistake that they chose to use the term with negative connotations for her and the term with more neutral connotations for him. This kind of thing doesn’t happen in a vacuum.

Actually, don’t fuck James Deen.

referring to Rayne as an unnamed “porn star” who accused “adult actor” James Deen of rape

I bet he thought he was in deep shih tzu when he saw the lights flashing.

I’m glad they were able to retriever him.

The chihuahua’s newfound celebrity will be continued when he goes on to star in multiple successful telenovelas.